Wow, what a busy summer it has been.  No updates in a while but now that I have 5 minutes I have a dandy what with all the "stuff and things" going on in the world.  First off we have the Montauk Monster.  Is it a turtle, a raccoon, a fighting dog, a photoshop image, or is it a monster?  I guess only time will tell.  One thing is for certain it is ever-lovin'-flippin'-ugly!  All purple and decomposed and just plain icky.  It washed up on the beach after only God knows how long in the water.  Ugh!  What was it doing in the water in the first place?  Is that where this creature lives or was it just the victim of a Mantauk Monster Mob Hit?

Speaking of water, they found water on Mars!  Well hell, a bunch of people who use to think that Richard Hoagland was a whacko now have egg on their faces huh?  Next thing you know they will be showing us pictures of the face again and saying, "Wow, it's a face!  Who knew?"  I digress.  Anyway, water on Mars is big news.  They send this lander up there and people are all ticked off that we have starving people on Earth but spend um-teen millions sending robots to Mars to look for water.  Why oh why do we do things like this.  Just like George Leigh Mallory said about Mount Everest, "Because it's there".  End of story.  We have the brains and the dough to do it so more power to 'em.  Go NASA!

So they send this thing up there and it lands and does some stuff.  Not that it was not without it problems though.  Kind of like packing a bunch of stuff in an old Chevette and driving across the country non-stop, the Mars Phoenix Lander was a little stiff when it got there.  It had a problem extending its arm.  My legs get like that after several hours in the car, I can imagine I'd have some troubles extending anything after going from here to Mars. 

It finally gets its arm out and starts to dig a little bit in the cold, hard soil in an area they came to call the "snow white trench".  You really do have to wonder about some of the folks involved in this process don't you.  A bunch of true rocket scientist sitting around trying to come up with clever names for stuff and with a dry sense of humor someone blabs that one out.  Good job Poindexter, we'll go with that.  It's a hoot. 

Then the eazy-bake-oven that they put on this thing could not get the clumps of Martian soil to fall through the screen in order to cook the samples with the 15 watt bulb.  What a mess.  But finally after all was said and done the son-of-a-gun worked and it detected water.  Hooray!  That is big news and I hope it speeds along the ability to get folks up there in my lifetime.  Hell, I wanna go hunting and mountain climbing and sand surfing there for cripes sake, lets get a move on.

So, to link it all up, icky monster-type-thing washes up in water and they discover water on Mars.  Very watery update if I do say so.  As always though, there are two sides to every story and there is always more to these things than meet the eye.  What they don't want you to know in either of these stories is that they are more closely related than you may think.  The government is always behind these things, and there is always a cover up going on that it takes a trained eye like mine to find. 

Through a helluva lot of effort, and by having my "methods" I was able to actually pickup and download the streaming video of the Phoenix lander prior to them (you know, the DOD and those folks who have been watching.  "HI DOD, HOW ARE YA?") sanitizing the photos for your protection.  You will be amazed by what I found.  I offer you now the proof below.  Prepare yourselves, this is pretty amazing stuff.  It may blow your mind.  The following images are actual photos from the Phoenix Mars Lander camera of the Snow White Trench.

Before the initial deep dig:

 

 

 

 

And the photo of the Snow White Trench after the deep dig:

 

 

 

OMG!!!!!  Two things are for certain: 1.) These things love the water; and 2.) Germans love David Hasselhoff

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 Aaron Linden

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To all who are loyal readers of the ootwo.com site, we have posted the "real" photo of the Phoenix Mission to Mars (SEE POST BELOW). We had e-mailed it to a small group of people to look at before we released it to the public. MMMM .....  Now we have the Department of Defense looking at it. No big deal you say. Yeah Real Big Deal! We only sent it to 7 people who work for the Coast to Coast am (www.coasttocoastam.com) radio show. Now we have people ALL OVER THE WORLD looking at this thing. We have a web site that tracks our web hits.  So when you look at this blog it shows up on the statistics web site.  The interesting thing is that it will show you were on the home page first then the blog.  But these ones go right to this specific blog address. So for you who are reading this before you go to the home page, WELCOME BIG BROTER, READ ON. More defenitive proof to follow from Aaron.

Joe Mallo

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As you all know, that is if you pay any attention at all to space-ish type news, the Mars Phoenix Lander touched down at the North Pole of Mars on 5/25/08.  Pretty neat.  The mission was aimed at the North Pole of Mars in order to see if there is frozen liquid water below the dirty surface and if so, could it sustain human visitors, but bigger yet, are there any organisms frozen in the ice from years past. 

Again, if you pay any attention at all to things like this, which you must if you are reading this, then you also know that a few of the photos that have been sent back to Earth from the Phoenix Lander have stirred a bit of conspiracy and controversy.  Well that is why I am here.  Thorough the marvels of the space program, the "internet's", and the ability to enlarge images brazillions of times, I am the only one I know of that can prove what the recent anomalous object seen in a recent Phoenix photo is.

This image has stirred a lot of debate amongst scientists and skeptics alike.  I am here to settle that debate once and for all.  What I am presenting to you has never before been shown, so you may want to sit down, take a deep breath and get ready for what you are about to see.  Please keep in mind that the crack team over at Out Of This World Outfitters (www.ootwo.com) spent painstaking hours upon hours of data crunching and image analysis way into the wee-morning to bring you this rare enlargement of the anomolous Mars Phoenix Lander image.  So let's all give a round of applause to Kevin Linden for his fine work on what you are about to see (www.lindenwebdesign.com).

Yes, that is correct, it is the Martian North Pole!!  Duh, what the hell else did you think it could be.  It's Mars ..... It's the North Pole ..... Call off the search for life frozen in the ice.  It is there, above the surface!

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 Aaron Linden

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